As I sit here watching "30 Rock"

I am once again confronted with some truly bizarre promos. When I first moved here, I noticed that "Air Force One" was being advertised as being part of "Romance Sundays." Keep in mind this is a movie about Harrison Ford cracking hijacker skulls. But it does have a scene at the end where he hugs his wife and daughter. So, awwwww, love. It's grand.

Just now I saw a medley of scenes from "Scrubs," "Ugly Betty," "Lost," "Desperate Housewives," "30 Rock" and, I think, "Die Hard" set to, naturally, "I Want It All," by Queen. It makes perfect sense.

YouTube is failing me here on that particular ad, but I did find one for Action Saturdays, or something.

You don't really get a sense of anything except that if you tune in on Saturdays, people will be blowing stuff up, shooting things and running across parked bicycles. All set to random music.